Here at Mom Versus the World, we’re head over heels for the magic of DIY outdoor Christmas lights. As the days start to shrink and the nights stretch out, there’s nothing quite like a mesmerizing display of outdoor Christmas lights to sprinkle a dash of festive cheer in your home. But where on earth do you start with DIY Christmas light planning?
First things first, you need to decide on the type of lights you want to use. From the charm of traditional string lights to the uniqueness of custom Christmas lights, there’s a veritable buffet of options to choose from. The pros use an entirely different type of light, most of which can withstand harsher weather and be left in place for years to come with very little maintenance. But this no-fuss method comes with a price, which is par for the course, but you could save a few bucks by DIY’ing with the good stuff, at least half if not more of whatever your estimate was from your local light installers.
I found a great supplier, and I am trying to get them to do a special on my show. It’s their busy season, so maybe next year we will feature them in a holiday light installer coaching session. For now, you can use my affiliate link for a nice discount on your supplies this year, or just use code DubG at checkout.Once you’ve picked out your lights, it’s time to sketch out your display. Are you aiming for a dazzling spectacle that’s visible from the International Space Station or a subtle, understated glow that whispers Christmas? Whatever your preference, planning is the secret ingredient to achieving the desired effect.
DIY GIANT Christmas Light Bulb Decorations
If you’re looking to make a grand statement this Christmas, why not try your hand at DIY giant Christmas light bulb decorations? These oversized decorations are guaranteed to turn heads and bring a touch of festive fun to your outdoor space.
To create these, you’ll need some large plastic balls, a bit of paint, and a bucketful of creativity. Once you’ve painted your balls to resemble giant Christmas light bulbs, you can hang them from trees, line them up along your driveway, or even create a giant Christmas light tutorial for others to follow. It’s a surefire way to make your home the talk of the town.
DIY Outdoor Marquee Lights
Marquee lights are the latest trend, and they’re surprisingly easy to create at home. All you need are some old cardboard letters, string lights, and a healthy dose of patience. Once you’ve crafted your letters, you can arrange them on your lawn or hang them from your porch to create a festive message that’s visible for all to see.
DIY Christmas Light Display
Creating a DIY Christmas light display is a fantastic way to bring the Christmas spirit outdoors. Whether you choose to create a dazzling light show that rivals the Northern Lights or a simple, elegant display that exudes class, the key is to let your creativity run wild.
One idea is to use Christmas light clips to hang your lights in unique patterns or shapes. Alternatively, you could create lighted gift boxes or even lighted snowman decor. The possibilities are as endless as your imagination, so don’t be afraid to think outside the box.
Frequently Asked Questions
How can I hang outdoor Christmas lights like a pro?
To hang outdoor Christmas lights like a pro, start by planning your display. Decide where you want to hang your lights and measure the area to determine how many lights you’ll need. Use Christmas light clips to securely attach your lights to your house, trees, or other structures. Always test your lights before hanging them to ensure they all work.
What are some creative DIY Christmas light decoration ideas?
Some creative DIY Christmas light decoration ideas include making giant Christmas light bulb decorations, creating a DIY outdoor marquee light display, or crafting custom Christmas lights for a unique look. You could also try making snowball lanterns, ice luminaries, or lighted gift boxes for a festive touch.
How can I make my outdoor Christmas lights more festive?
To make your outdoor Christmas lights more festive, consider adding some DIY Christmas light decorations to your display. This could include lighted gift boxes, a lighted snowman, or even a DIY Christmas light display. You could also use different colored lights or flashing lights for a more festive feel.
What are some DIY Christmas Lights Decorating Ideas?
Create a lighted pathway. I line my garden beds and driveway by placing lights on the edges and using ground stakes.
I make a lighted wreath with fresh white pine, green arborvitae, and battery-operated fairy lights each year.
A DIY Christmas light tree using a tomato cage is an easy way to add some wow to those plain old icicle lights hanging from your leaf-stuffed gutters every year.
Make your own lighted ornaments and create a lighted Christmas scene in your yard. I just bought a 12-pack of battery-operated fairy lights for $7.99 on Amazon. Those are super versatile and can be used in so many cool ways.
How Do Professional Light Installers Get Lights So Perfect?
To keep your Christmas lights in place, like the pros do, you have to use Christmas light straps like the ones available at Christmas Light Contractors USA. These tools are like the secret behind all of the epic holiday lights that you look at and just say “WOW”. They can be attached to a variety of surfaces, like tree trunks or columns, making it easy to hang your lights exactly where you want them and making them effortlessly symmetrical for those perfect candy cane column designs Ive always wanted to do. You’re welcome.
You could also use hot glue or painter’s tape to secure your lights, but be sure to test these methods on a small area first to ensure they won’t damage your surfaces or your lights. The newer mini lights are not braided wires; they are thin, single strands, two of them side-by-side, more fragile than they used to be, but the light count is also much higher. I haven’t yet tested hot glue on them and I don’t think I’m going to. But hey, let me know if you win or lose.
How This Divorcee Became an Illumination Wizard with Outdoor Shooting Star Christmas Lights
Well, slap my extension cords and call me Kris Kringle; it’s time to slap up those holiday lights and this year I’m including my infamous outdoor shooting star Christmas lights. But this struggling single mom of 2.5 kids (don’t ask about the half) has gotta figure out how to bedazzle the crap outta my modest middle-class home on a shoestring budget.
Gear Up for Dazzling Displays
I may not have enough money left to hire one of those fancy-schmancy professional installers after Mr. Ex cleaned out my accounts, but between Pinterest fails and YouTube University (aka the School of Hard Knocks), I’ve picked up a few tips and tricks over the years, which got me a seat next to the pros this year.
So get ready to step into DubG’s decked-out debauchery, where I’ll be laying down more hot glue gun burns than sick beats as I transform this boring brick box into a glitzy Griswold family Christmas special. Just call me DubG-it-Yourself!
Safety First for Dazzling Displays
Alright, before we get jingling, the first rule of DubG’s Dazzling Displays is safety first. We don’t need any trips to the ER for “accidents” related to too much eggnog while balancing on the roof. I’ve already maxed out my health insurance with all the therapy bills!
So put down the spiked cocoa and let’s focus on not reenacting those wacky Griswold family moments. I may be the queen of DIY dollars, but medical bills are one accessory I can’t afford!
Must-Have Gear for Bedazzling
Now, for those basic bitches who have never bedazzled a bush before, here’s my handy checklist of must-have GEAR for professional-ish level illumination:
✔️ MEASURING TAPE How else will you know how many feet of lights to buy in bulk? Take it from me, there’s nothing more depressing than stringing up strands only to come two candy canes short. I found this calculator that will help you understand how many lights and feet you will need based on your measurements and it’s super cool.
✔️ HEAVY DUTY OUTDOOR EXTENSION CORDS The last thing you need to do is overload an outlet and send Santa straight down the chimney into a pile of ashes! Safety doesn’t take holidays off.
✔️ CLIPS & FASTENERS Channel your inner McGyver and let there be light with zip ties, binder clips, hot glue, etc. Nails and tacks are amateur hour.
✔️ TIMERS Set it and forget it! Nobody likes freezing their jingle bells off and fumbling with tangled cords in the dark.
✔️ GFCI ADAPTERS Water and electricity don’t mix well, unless you’re trying to pull a Frankenstein. Protect your strands so you don’t end up fried like my Thanksgiving turkey!
And most important of all:
✔️ THE BUDDY SYSTEM Doing it solo leads to injuries, and if that naughty neighbor catches you taking a tumble off the ladder, you know that footage is going viral faster than Santa’s sleigh on Christmas Eve!
5 Golden Rules for Griswold-Worthy Glam:
DITCH THE RETAIL CRAP Big box baloney is for basic bitches. They may proclaim “commercial grade,” but those lies are fa-la-la-la-fake news! Hit up our favorite supplier, Christmas Light Contractors, and use code DubG to get quality that will out-sparkle and outlast anything the seasonal aisle can supply.
STRAP THOSE BABIES TIGHT No one likes saggy balls—I mean bulbs! As a new divorcee, I live by the words “Ya gotta keep it tight” in more ways than one. I recently discovered the pro installer’s secret weapon at Christmas Lights Contractors USA by putting my nose where it didn’t belong (as usual). So skip the clips and strap it on, baby. For that perfectly straight line or spiral up the trunk and down the column, use code “DubG” or click the link to order your strap on—I mean “Wrap Straps” with our discount code.
MIND THE GAPS Consistency is key. Alternate the light sizes and shapes instead of clumping. Fill in dark spots for balanced dazzle distribution. This ain’t distributed evenly
PLOT YOUR PATH Diagram where each strand will snake around so you don’t end up tangled like last year’s tree lights that are still a rat’s nest in the attic. Professionalism = planning and this really inappropriate blog I slapped together is proof in the pudding.
And voilà! Just stick to DubG’s 5 Golden Rules and you’ll have the brightest, boldest, mistle-braggable masterpiece on the block!
Crafty Pro Tips and Tinsel Hacks
Just in case you need a little more holiday magic, here are my crafty pro tips and tinsel hacks:
★ Hot glue gun everything to the MAX. That shit will stick candy canes to candy asses!
★ Sick of untangling last year’s lights? Just chop off the end and splice those babies onto some fresh strands! Customization on a budget, baby. But don’t forget to unplug one of them, like I did. Look out, Clark, there’s a new cover girl in town!
★ Wrap ordinary dollar store gift ribbons around those outdoor cords and tree trunks for an instant bejeweled makeover without the heating bill!
★ Adopt the (Griswold) family truckster aesthetic with some greenery garlands and holly berry bundles zip-tied into the exterior lights. Instant Clark Family XmasTM!
★ Take inspiration from Cousin Eddie’s festive Hawaiian shirt for those inflatable lawn ornaments everyone loves to hate. A little kitschy is key!
Shoot for the Stars Like DubG
Last but not least, my personal favorite and the center of my masterpiece, the shooting star! This space cadet mama is about to skip the rocket science and break down how to install meteoric magic with some celestial shooting star lights!
Step 1: Live Your Star Wars Fantasy Picture it: strings of LED lights cascading down in a meteor shower while Chewy and Han Solo race the Millennium Falcon across your roof. Transport your padawans to a galaxy far, far away…
Step 2: Safety First My Jedi Use the force of your common sense. Secure that ladder and enlist your tallest teen to help avoid tumbles from the dark side. No one wants to spend Christmas in a bacta tank!
Step 3: Location, Location, Location Map your galactic perimeter for optimal interstellar splendor. The roof is perfect for mimicking meteoric magnificence, but they also look supernova on trees, which is where I put them—the side of the house, really any location where even Nicholas Braun would have to look straight up to see. Diagram your cosmic masterpiece!
Step 4: It’s All About the Clips, Baby Yoda The higher the clips, the longer your shooting stream will appear. Space them out vertically by at least five feet. For extra pizazz, intersperse some standard bulbs between clips.
Step 5: Living on a Prayer to the Outlet Gods Pray you measured right for the cord length and have an outlet within the forcefield. Consider a handy outdoor outlet splitter just in case power runs short for your lightspeed lineup.
Step 6: Program Your Stars to Dazzle Most shooting star strands come with built-in timers and effects for intermittent illumination. Play around with the settings until you conjure up the quasar-quality sparkle you crave.
Step 7: Stand Back and Admire Your Skills, Jedi Master Gaze in wonder at your astronomical, awe-inspiring amateur achievement. Just be careful not to stare directly into the plasma rays for too long. No one needs their retinas roasted on Christmas!
With just a dash of creativity, blinky bulbs, and good-ole resourceful stubbornness, this snarky single mom embellished her way to victory over the basic bitches. Now I’ve just got to hope ex-husband Clint’s envy doesn’t drive him into hijacking my decor and hijinks like deranged cousin Eddie.
But if you do catch that Grinch trying to grinch his way into stealing Christmas, just blast a little “Mele Kalikimaka” and watch him dash away faster than Santa’s sleigh on Christmas Eve!
Happy decorating, ya filthy animals! This is DubG, signing off before the egg nog sends me sledding off the roof…again.
Easy DIY Ugly Christmas Sweater 2023: Single Mom’s Bankruptcy-Proof Guide to Festive Fashion Fails
The Easy DIY Ugly Christmas Sweater 2023 is the magic wand you need this holiday season! Ah, the joys that Christmas 2023 brings—especially when you’ve got two kids under 10 and a Christmas gift puppy that’s as adorable as it is high-maintenance. Finding budget-friendly ways to keep the festive spirit alive is crucial. And what better way to do that than to dive into some easy DIY ugly Christmas sweater shenanigans?
As a single mom embarking on my DIY journey, I’ve learned that when life hands you $0, you’ve got to make the most of it. So, when it comes to ugly Christmas sweaters, the funnier and more relatable, the better. The mission is clear: create the most fantastically hideous sweater that’ll get everyone talking and laughing during the holiday festivities.
Ready for a side-splittingly hilarious idea that’ll get the party started? Picture this: a sweater that doubles as a quirky game of holiday-themed Jenga! Yup, I’m taking holiday cheer to the next level by attaching small blocks to my sweater, each one adorned with comical sketches of my misadventures, complete with our puppy’s attempts to help decorate the tree. Let’s just say our tree and ornaments have seen better days! With this sweater, not only will I be the life of the party, but I will also be the ultimate queen of DIY ugly Christmas sweaters. Bring it on, 2023!
Preparing Your DIY Materials
As a single mom with $300,000 in debt and a pending bankruptcy, I’ve had to learn how to do everything myself. Naturally, I couldn’t just buy an ugly Christmas sweater; I had to make one. So, allow me to share some tips on DIYing your very own disaster.
Finding the Sweatshirt to Makeover
The first thing you’ll need is a sweatshirt. Anything will do, as long as it’s comfy and doesn’t scream fashion. Check out your local thrift stores, or if you’re like me, dig through the piles of clothes you haven’t touched since your ex left. Once you find the perfect gem, give it a good whiff to check for any lingering odors. Trust me, nothing ruins a party faster than disappearing under a cloud of “Eau de Forgotten.”
Getting Creative with Craft Supplies
Now, let’s raid your craft supply stash or your kids’ art supplies (which we all know they’re not using for actual art). Here are some essential items you’ll want to gather:
Paint: Fabric paint works best, but hey, if you only have house paint, we won’t judge. Just don’t expect your sweatshirt to be soft afterward.
Glitter: Shimmering specks of regret. Once you use it, you’ll find it everywhere for the rest of your life.
Felt, ribbon, and sequins: turn that sweatshirt into something truly gaudy.
Pom poms are small fuzzy balls that children enjoy scattering across the living room floor.
Hot Glue and Glue Gun: Your secret weapon for sticking anything to anything else without a second thought. It’s like duct tape, but with a greater risk of burning your fingertips.
Now for that unique, undiscovered idea (hopefully Google hasn’t found it yet): how about turning your ugly Christmas sweater into a DIY Advent calendar? Hear me out! Cut out felt pockets and fasten them onto the sweater using your trusty glue gun. Then, fill each with a small surprise or piece of candy. Because who wouldn’t want to walk up to you and say, “Can I grab some candy from your chest pocket?”
While I don’t have a Cricut handy, I do have an abundance of willpower and a questionable taste in DIY. So grab your yarn, embellishments, and jingle bells, and let’s turn this sweatshirt into an ugly Christmas sweater worthy of a face-palm. Just remember, you can’t go too far with this project; after all, it’s the season of giving, including giving people something to laugh at.
Decoration Ideas for Your Ugly Sweater
Sticking with Tradition
As a newly single mom and DIY queen in the making, I’m embracing the holiday season in all its tacky glory with my own homemade Christmas outfit. One of my favorite holiday sweater ideas for 2023 is taking the traditional route. This means decking out my sweater with ornaments, snowflakes, and reindeer. I can’t forget a classic Christmas tree sweater – complete with mini lights, of course. I mean, why not add some Christmas tree swag to make the sweater party extra festive?
And since we’re going all-in, Rudolph needs a spotlight with a reindeer ugly Christmas sweater. Throw in some googly eyes for a comical twist, and maybe even get your cat in on the fun with a stuffed cat ornament just to show them who’s boss.
Getting a Bit Crazy
Some days, filing bankruptcy isn’t the only disaster I’m managing. Enter the “tropical Christmas sweater.” My friends call me DubG, and I can tell you, swapping out snowflakes for palm trees makes this ugly Christmas sweater for kids and adults alike a hilariously mismatched sight to behold. Toss in some green yarn as a makeshift lei, and you’ve got yourself an unforgettable getup.
But wait, there’s more! Candy canes, a Santa hat, and mittens are great, but how about a reindeer Christmas sweater featuring Rudolph sporting a tie? My ex always hated ties, so now it’s all about making a statement while still maintaining that perfect balance of disaster and irony.
Ta-Da, It’s a DIY Disaster!
While I love following DIY tutorials for ugly Christmas sweaters, I’m a firm believer in taking things to the next level. Behold, my most disastrous sweater to date: the “advent calendar Christmas stocking fireplace sweater.” Yep, you read that right.
This monstrosity features a fireplace scene made from felt with stockings hanging down. And here’s the part that’s not on Google, folks: I sewed real advent calendar chocolate pieces into the fireplace. Let’s just say that I searched out the best way to create a melted catastrophe in every hug, and boy did I deliver.
So, whether you’re trying to win the ugly Christmas sweater contest or just want a good laugh, know that I’m right there with you, trying to navigate this wild DIY sweater adventure. And if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get a taste of my disastrous chocolate masterpiece.
Getting the Kids Involved
As a single mom who’s going through a tough time, with a recent divorce and $300,000 in debt looming over my head, I’ve learned the hard way how to make things work on a budget. With Christmas around the corner, I figured, why not get the kids involved in creating their own ugly Christmas sweaters? After all, it’s not about perfection, and laughter is the best medicine, am I right?
So here’s a funny and unique idea that I came up with: the Rudolph Runny-Nose Sweater. Trust me, you won’t find this anywhere else. You just need a plain sweater, some felt, googly eyes, a red pom-pom, and fabric glue. Start by cutting out Rudolph’s face from the felt and gluing it onto the sweater. Attach the googly eyes right above the nose, but here’s where it gets hilarious: instead of attaching the red pom-pom as the nose itself, place it a little lower to look like our beloved reindeer’s got a runny nose. Get the kids to help in creating this masterpiece, and you’ll have yourself a kid-friendly ugly Christmas sweater guaranteed to bring smiles and giggles all around.
While working on our Rudolph Runny-Nose Sweaters, I discovered that having the kids involved not only helped me save money but also gave me some much-needed bonding time with them. We shared laughs at our epic craft fails, and I got to know their quirky senses of humor better.
Another popular idea for a DIY ugly Christmas sweater for kids is the Christmas tree sweatshirt. Grab a green sweatshirt and trimmings like tinsel, small ornaments, and even battery-operated lights. Let the kids go wild in decorating their tree sweatshirt, but maybe keep an eye on them to avoid any “Home Alone” kind of accidents. Trust me, you don’t want them accidentally supergluing their fingers together (although that would make another great story to tell at family gatherings).
With my thrifty mom skills, I realized that involving the kids in these DIY ugly Christmas sweater projects teaches them a valuable lesson: that cherished memories don’t always come with a hefty price tag. Plus, now I know I can file bankruptcy in style, with a closet full of DIY masterpieces we created together. Talk about a silver lining!
Ready for a DIY Ugly Christmas Sweater Party?
So, my friends call me DubG, and I’m no stranger to life’s little curveballs. As a single mom of two navigating a five-year divorce and drowning in $300,000 of debt, I’ve had to teach myself to do everything on a budget. Just when I thought nothing could surprise me anymore, I found myself faced with perhaps my greatest challenge yet: DIY ugly Christmas sweater parties.
Now, I don’t know about you, but an ugly Christmas sweater party is my kind of party. It’s the perfect occasion to gather your friends, throw caution to the wind, and look absolutely ridiculous together. I’ve witnessed everything from glitter-covered gingerbread men to bedazzled reindeer antlers on these festive abominations. But there’s a problem—some of us are on a budget, remember?
Anyway, it’s time to try my hand at creating my own DIY ugly Christmas sweater for a contest this year! I’m thinking, Why not combine my love for crafts and being absolutely broke into a wallet-friendly masterpiece? I call it the “Bankrupt Santa.”
Picture this: Santa Claus is wearing an old, worn-out suit with patches instead of his usual flashy red one; his hat is drooping; and he’s carrying a big, empty sack with a sign that says “Foreclosed Workshop.” Give it the DubG touch with a handful of mismatched buttons and some hilarious facial expressions, and Bankrupt Santa will have everyone chuckling and saying, “Yeah, I feel you, DubG.” Who knows, I might just win that ugly Christmas sweater contest!
So, the next time I’m invited to an ugly Christmas sweater party, I’m going to embrace my inner creative genius and DIY my way to holiday hilarity. What about you? Are you ready to dive into the wonderful world of DIY ugly Christmas sweaters? Trust me, it’s just as absurd and delightful as it sounds. Plus, I guarantee Bankrupt Santa is going to be a hit—I can’t wait to see their faces when I walk in, serving up sass and a relatable punchline!
Helpful Resources for DIY Ugly Christmas Sweater Ideas
I know, my life has been a rollercoaster lately! From the divorce (my ex never saw it coming) to filing bankruptcy over a whopping $300,000 in debt—thanks, shopping sprees! But hey, I won’t let this break me. Now, I have to master the art of doing everything myself. So, when my friends invited me to an ugly Christmas sweater party this year, guess what? DubG is making her own sweater!
Among the beautiful chaos of my life, I found treasure: a whole Pinterest world dedicated to ugly Christmas sweaters! Now, I may not be the most attractive holiday gift, but I can surely shine bright with a disastrously creative sweater! I found all the inspiration I needed from these creative minds:
The Country Chic Cottage shared an amazing Christmas tree sweater that would make even Rudolph jealous.
Creative Fashion Blog provided not one but three different ugly sweater ideas; my personal favorite was the Gingerbread Man Sweater!
Life after Laundry had a brilliant collection of 25 DIY Ugly Christmas Sweater ideas, complete with printable instructions.
Amy Latta Creations showcased the beauty of puff paint, turning a simple sweater into a festive thriller.
On my quest for the perfect disaster, I discovered DIY heaven in a dollar store. From glitter to fabric paint and felt, everything I needed was there, all on a budget!
Now, while all these ideas were great, I still wanted to put my spin on them. I present to you DubG’s original ugly Christmas sweater idea: The Divorce-o-Tree! I took an old sweater, decorated it with miniature signed divorce papers, and added broken ornaments (ah, symbolism). This masterpiece that defines my life is so incredibly awful, yet riddled with humor.
So there you have it, from a single mom with a flair for self-deprecating humor. I gave you my treasure trove of DIY ugly Christmas sweater resources, including my signature Divorce-o-Tree creation. Now let’s all embrace the ugly and flaunt those disaster-worthy sweaters!
Conclusion
So there I was, a single mom with a five-year divorce under my belt, $300,000 in debt, and on the brink of filing bankruptcy. I had to figure out how to do everything myself, even creating my very own DIY ugly Christmas sweater for my upcoming holiday parties. I knew I needed something that would bring some cheer to my fellow partygoers, so I decided to take matters into my own hands.
Drawing inspiration from the bright and festive winter wonderland outside, I grabbed my crafting materials, and let me tell you, the results were nothing short of a Christmas miracle. No, not really. It was a disaster, but I’m genuinely proud of what I created.
After hours of working on my masterpiece, I came up with a hilarious and unique concept that I know Google has never seen before: the “Ugly Second Cousin Thanksgiving Sweater.” Yes, that’s right. I combined the classic Christmas sweater with the awkwardness of that Thanksgiving dinner where your distant cousin shows up unannounced and you struggle to remember their name. It’s got the whole family laughing, and it’s now the centerpiece of our holiday gatherings.
As I glanced around the room during the party, I was filled with that warm, fuzzy holiday joy. My friends’ reactions to my creation were priceless. Some had the perfect ugly Christmas sweater, while others were sporting their homemade DIY disasters that we could only describe as “merry.” But I think what really brought us all together was the shared joy in our festive failures and fashion faux-pas.
In the end, I learned that the holiday season isn’t about looking perfect or having the most elaborate decorations. It’s about spending quality time with friends and family, making memories, and possibly having a chuckle at your not-so-perfect DIY ugly Christmas sweater attempts. So, don’t be afraid to dive into creating your own festive masterpiece, whether it’s a winter wonderland or an ugly second cousin Thanksgiving sweater; embrace the awkward, the ironic, and the face-palm-worthy moments that come along with it.
Hey there, holiday aficionados! It’s DubG from Mom Versus the World, and today I’m diving headfirst into a yuletide adventure like no other. Grab your homemade eggnog, ladies and gentlemen, as we explore a real-life spectacle inspired by the iconic “National Lampoons Christmas Vacation.” This isn’t just any Christmas town; it’s a Griswold Christmas come to life, right here in my own backyard, in the heart of New Jersey!
Turning Tragedy into a Yuletide Triumph
So, here’s a little heart-tugger behind the Harbaughs’ lit-up wonderland. Picture this: it’s 2017, and Steve Harbaugh loses his dad just a couple of weeks after Christmas. Talk about a rough holiday, right? But instead of letting grief get the best of him, Steve, with his wife Gina, decides to channel that sorrow into something, dare I say, spectacular.
“We’re gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas.” -Clark Griswold
From One Strand to a Full-Blown Village
What started as a single strand of Christmas lights—a nod to his dad’s love for the holidays—morphed into this jaw-dropping Christmas village under the Mullica Hill water tower. And let me tell you, it’s not your average festive display. We’re talking about a transformation from a regular house in Mickleton, NJ, to a full-scale “National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation” homage. It’s like Steve took Clark Griswold’s energy and cranked it up to eleven. You can learn more about this unbelievable Christmas village in NJ in my in-depth article here.
Harbaugh Village: The Ultimate Holiday Tribute
In 2021, the house moved from Mickleton to Mullica Hill and built a Christmas village to top off the experience with a holy jolly hoo! This isn’t just a tribute to a classic holiday movie; it’s a living, breathing celebration of Steve’s dad’s (George) memory and a testament to turning a not-so-jolly holiday memory into something that brings joy to, well, everyone.
Harbaugh Village: Where Christmas Gets Real (and Hilariously Bright)
Okay, folks, Harbaugh Village isn’t just your average “deck the halls” kind of place. It’s like Christmas threw up in the most heartwarming way possible. It’s not just about rehashing the laughs from “Christmas Vacation” (though, let’s be honest, who doesn’t love a good giggle at Clark Griswold’s expense?). This place is about making new memories that are so sweet they could give you a toothache and honoring the old ones that make you go, “Aww, remember when…?” Plus, it’s the perfect spot to spread that holiday cheer we’re all desperately Googling how to find.
A Griswold Christmas on Steroids
Ever seen “Christmas Vacation”? Of course, you have; you’re a person of culture. Now, picture Clark Griswold’s insane light display. Got it? Great. Now, imagine that in your backyard, but like, on steroids. The Harbaugh family in New Jersey are basically the Griswolds’ long-lost cousins, turning their home into a holiday spectacle that makes Clark’s efforts look like child’s play. And yes, I’m totally serious!
Chevy Chase, Eat Your Heart Out
Let’s chat about the legend himself, Chevy Chase. His role as Clark Griswold in “National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation” is the stuff of holiday movie marathons. And guess what? The Harbaughs in New Jersey are bringing that same zany, light-up-your-life energy to their own display. It’s like walking into your favorite “Cousin Eddie” scene, but without the awkward family interactions.
Living the Griswold Dream
In Harbaugh Village, Clark Griswold’s spirit isn’t just flickering in the Christmas lights; it’s in the air we breathe. It’s more than just a dazzling display; it’s a stroll down memory lane, with a side of Chevy Chase’s comedic brilliance. It’s like the best lines from “Christmas Vacation” are whispering in the wind, making you chuckle and think, “Man, this is what Christmas is all about.” So, grab your eggnog, folks, and let’s live a little Griswold-style! 🎄✨
Santa Claus Is Comin’ to This Town
And speaking of iconic Christmas figures, let’s not forget the big man himself, Santa Claus. Though he’s been around since well before the “Santa Claus is Comin to Town 1970” movie, here in this festive village, he gets a Griswold-style makeover. It’s a blend of traditional holiday cheer with a pinch of “National Christmas Lampoon” flair.
Where “Christmas Vacation” Quotes Aren’t Just for Your Ugly Sweater
Visiting Harbaugh’s winter wonderland is like stepping into a world where every “Christmas Vacation” quote has come to life. Picture this: you’re wandering through a snowy paradise, and bam! There’s a Clark Griswold zinger on a sign next to a giant inflatable reindeer. It’s the perfect mix of holiday spirit and the kind of humor that makes your eggnog come out of your nose.
“Shitter’s full!” – Cousin Eddie
Harbaugh’s Spectacle: The Underdog of Christmas Displays
Think of Busch Gardens as Christmas Town. Got it? Great. Now, shrink it down, add a dash of Griswold family chaos, and you’ve got Harbaugh’s spectacle. It’s like the indie film version of a Christmas display—smaller, quirkier, but with a cult following that would make any big-budget attraction jealous.
Chevy Chase Xmas Vacation: A Cultural Phenomenon
Chevy Chase’s National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation isn’t just a movie; it’s a cultural phenomenon, and the Harbaughs’ display is a testament to its enduring popularity. From “Eddie from Vacation” appearances to “Griswold Clark” antics, it’s a tribute that resonates with fans of all ages.
Embracing the Griswold Family’s Spirit
The true essence of the “National Lampoons Christmas Vacation” experience at Harbaugh’s isn’t just in the grandeur of the lights or the meticulous details; it’s in the spirit. The way this “Christmas town” brings people together, evoking laughter and joy reminiscent of “Clark Griswold Christmas Vacation,” is what makes it truly special.
“You serious, Clark?” – Cousin Eddie
A Visit to Remember
As I plan my visit to this “National Christmas Vacation” spectacle, I can’t help but feel a mix of excitement and wonder. Will I bump into a “Cousin Eddie”? Or perhaps recite some lines from Christmas Vacation with fellow fans? One thing’s for sure: it’s going to be a memorable trip to this unique Christmas village.
A Blend of Humor and Tradition
The Harbaugh’s “Griswold Christmas” display is more than lights and props. It’s a blend of humor, tradition, and a sense of community that’s hard to find anywhere else, more so now than ever. It’s a place where “Santa Claus 1970” nostalgia meets modern-day holiday cheer.
Join Me on This Festive Adventure
As I gear up for this “Christmas holiday vacation,” I extend an invitation to you, my readers. Join me in celebrating the season in true “Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation” style. Who knows, maybe we’ll get to live out some of our favorite “Christmas Vacation sayings” together! It’s free to see the house, but general admission for Harbaugh Village is $19.95, plus a whole bunch of other cool stuff. Check out my full post about the destination HERE.
From all of us at Mom Versus The World, we’re sending wishes for a holiday season filled with as much laughter and joy as a Griswold family gathering. And speaking of the Griswold’s, I’m in a bit of a Clark Griswold situation here—the holiday bonus didn’t quite pan out this year. But don’t worry, I’m not planning any harebrained schemes to make up for it—at least not yet!
Now, if you’re feeling generous this holiday season and want to support Mom Versus the World, there are a couple of ways to do it. Fancy helping us out with a visit to the ‘Clark Griswold Christmas Experience’? That would be awesome! Or, if you’re in the market for some high-quality, budget-friendly outdoor living goodies, check out one of our earliest supporters, E Oak. They’ve got great stuff straight from the manufacturer—perfect for anyone feeling a little ‘broker than broke’ this year. Your support would mean the world to us, and it’s a great way to enjoy the holiday season in style.
Ho Ho Ho-ld Up: There is a Christmas Village in NJ Hosting A Night With the Real Clark Griswold?
Alright, folks, let’s shimmy down the chimney into a Christmas tale that’s as heartwarming as a mug of hot cocoa on a frosty winter’s night, about a Christmas village in NJ. Imagine stumbling upon a hidden city of gold under the sea, but instead of gold, it’s twinkling lights and festive cheer. Harbaugh Village, nestled on Bridgeton Pike in Mulica Hill, NJ, is this season’s best-kept secret, rivaling the lost city of Atlantis in its hidden splendor.
Born from a home in the town that quickly put it on the map—an homage to the great Clark Griswold and cult classics like National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation—this village isn’t just a tribute—it’s a full-blown holiday extravaganza. It’s the kind of place where you half-expect elves to pop out, offering you gingerbread cookies.
Christmas has always been my jam, folks. As a kid, the season was about spreading joy and anonymously donating toys to families in need through our church’s adopt a star tree. Fast forward to now, and I’m on the other side of that giving chain, a place I never imagined I would end up and the reason why I pour my heart and soul into this blog every day, every night. Every click, every read, and every purchase through our affiliate links is more than just support—it’s a sprinkle of that Christmas magic I’m trying to keep alive for my kids, who are only 8 and 10.
So, you’re here, reading this—kudos for finding the coolest holiday scoop on the block! It’s so outrageously good, you’ll probably want to blast it across every social media channel you’ve got. I mean, why keep this gem to yourself, right? Share the love, spread the cheer, and let’s make this the talk of the town!
The Christmas Light Bulb Moment
Five years ago, a single strand of Christmas lights sparked an idea in the minds of real estate developer Steve Harbaugh and his wife Gina. Today, that idea has blossomed into an entire village that twinkles brighter than Rudolph’s nose and spreads Christmas cheer faster than Santa’s sleigh on Christmas Eve.
From a Strand of Lights to a Village of Joy
Imagine this: a once undeveloped field under the Mullica Hill water tower on Route 77, now transformed into a year-round holiday attraction. It’s like the Grinch’s heart, it just grew three sizes! But instead of just being filled with decorations, this village is brimming with love, laughter, and a whole lot of giving.
The Village That Gives All Year Round
Now, you might be thinking, “A Christmas village that’s open all year round? What kind of Christmas sorcery is this?” Well, let me tell you, it’s the kind that turns tragedies into triumphs and spreads joy like confetti.
After the passing of his father, George, Steve Harbaugh decided to turn his grief into something positive. He created Harbaugh Village, a place that not only celebrates Christmas but also helps families in need. It’s like Santa’s workshop, but instead of just making toys, they’re making a difference.
Clark Griswold Himself Lights Up A Christmas Village In NJ: A Blogger’s Daydream
Disclaimer: I have zero ties with Harbaugh Village, George’s House, National Lampoons, or Chevy Chase, but if I did, I’d probably be mayor of Harbaugh Village by now.
Mark your calendars, folks! December 3, 2023, is not just any Sunday; it’s the day Harbaugh Village becomes the epicenter of holiday cheer, with Chevy Chase himself flipping the switch. Yes, THE Chevy Chase, a.k.a. Clark Griswold, is the king of holiday mishaps. He’s gracing Harbaugh Village for their tree lighting, a Q&A (where I’d ask, “How do you survive Christmas with the in-laws?”), and VIP house lighting that’s more exclusive than my grandma’s secret snickerdoodle recipe.
But here’s the plot twist: tickets have been sold out for over a month! It’s like trying to get the last piece of pie at a family gathering—impossible. The Village wraps up its holiday extravaganza on December 31st, taking a well-deserved break on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day.
As for me? I’m just over here, counting my pennies and daydreaming about taking my kids to see this dream Xmas destination, sipping peanut butter whiskey by our personal fire pit or igloo, battling my son at the “Snowball Zone” (if it’s as cool as I imagine), and maybe, just maybe, not falling on my face at the ice rink.
If anyone’s got a spare ticket or two (or a secret stash of Christmas cash), let me know—my kids and I would be forever grateful! Unless it’s a Christmas miracle and you are the 1 millionth reader of this blog post, it’s going to be a tough Christmas this year, so don’t forget to share it with all your friends!!
OK, with that said, let’s get into it!
Harbaugh Village: Not Just a Winter Wonderland
You’d think a place like Harbaugh Village would be all about snowflakes and reindeer games, right? Wrong! This place is a four-season extravaganza. They’ve got more than just your average twinkling lights; they’ve got a whole village that screams “Christmas” louder than a kid opening a new gaming console on Christmas morning.
Turning Tragedy into a Festival of Lights
So here’s the tea: Steve Harbaugh’s dad, George, passed away right after Christmas in 2017. Most people would’ve turned into a Scrooge, but not Steve. He took that heartache and flipped it on its head, creating a Christmas miracle that would make even the elves in the North Pole drop their toy-making tools in awe.
A Christmas Village with a Twist
And get this: Harbaugh Village isn’t your grandma’s Christmas village. This place has rides (yes, rides!) and attractions that would give old Saint Nick a run for his money. It’s like Steve thought, “What’s better than a Christmas tree? A Christmas village with a Ferris wheel!” Talk about overachieving.
The Heart of Harbaugh Village
But here’s where it gets real: Harbaugh Village isn’t just about bringing joy to the masses. It’s about bringing hope. They partner with charity organizations to help families in need. So while you’re there getting your Christmas fix, you’re also helping make the world a slightly less Grinchy place.
So, What’s the Deal with This Christmas Wonderland?
Well, let me break it down for you. Harbaugh Village is a place where you can soak in the holiday spirit, whether it’s July or December. It’s a place where Christmas isn’t just a day on the calendar; it’s a year-round feeling. And it’s all thanks to a man who decided to turn a sad Christmas story into a living, breathing holiday dream.
More Than Just a Price Tag
Alright, let’s talk turkey—or, should I say, Christmas ham? The price tag for Harbaugh Village has gone up faster than a reindeer on a sugar rush. But before you start rummaging through your couch cushions for extra change, let’s remember where those dollars are going. Every ticket sold is like a golden ticket to the chocolate factory for George’s House, a non-profit that’s all about spreading cheer—and not just the kind that comes wrapped in shiny paper.
So, yeah, you’re shelling out a few more bucks, but you’re also helping families get back on their feet. Think of it as investing in karma points. Plus, where else can you get carousel rides, games, and a chance to snap a selfie with Santa while also being a philanthropic rock star?
To order a ticket, CLICK HERE, but don’t get your hopes up because the Chevy Chase Christmas Tree Lighting is sold out!
Enjoy cozy moments with loved ones at your private fire pit. We provide and maintain the wood. Book early, as fire pits are in high demand. Note: Alcohol is available during holiday season operating hours.
Igloo Rental (same link as firepit)
$60.00
How COOL!!!!
Ideal for any small group, our cozy, heated igloos offer a private haven for up to 8 guests at Harbaugh Village, ensuring a comfortable experience sheltered from the elements. Wait service and liquor are available
A Christmas Legacy That’s More Than Just Tinsel
When the village lights up each December, it’s not just the bulbs that are getting all bright and shiny. It’s the whole shebang—the spirit of giving, the joy of helping out, and the legacy of a guy who looked at a sad situation and said, “Let’s make this better with more lights than Vegas.”
Next time you’re nursing that eggnog hangover, think about Harbaugh Village. It’s the place where Christmas isn’t just one day of frantic gift unwrapping but a full-time, all-year-round gig. It’s a reminder that the real Christmas magic isn’t hiding under the tree (or in that weirdly shaped present from Aunt Edna), but in the big-hearted acts of those who give.
And that, my festive friends, is what Christmas spirit is all about. So here’s a toast to Harbaugh Village, where every day is like living in a holiday snow globe, and every twinkle light is a high-five for humanity.
Feeling the Christmas Spirit? Help Us Feel It Too!
If this tale of Harbaugh Village has tugged at your heartstrings and filled you with that irresistible Christmas spirit, then it’s time to turn those warm, fuzzy feelings into action!
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Let’s talk about Christmas and, more importantly, about the heavenly concoction that is home made egg nog. Oh, eggnog, you creamy dreamy delight! This year, I decided to amp up my DIY Christmas treat game by infusing everything with homemade eggnog. Because, let’s face it, everything tastes better with a splash of eggnog, right? And if you’re on the same page, boy, do I have some treats for you!
But before we dive into these yummy creations, here’s a little tip: make your eggnog at home. I know, I know, it sounds like a chore. But trust me, it’s worth it. You’ll thank me later, when you’re sipping on the best eggnog you’ve ever had.
Getting Started with Home Made Egg Nog:
Drinking homemade eggnog
Who’s ready for a little eggnog action? Making homemade eggnog is like a mini-Christmas miracle. It’s simple, it’s delicious, and it totally beats the store-bought stuff. Here’s a quick rundown: Grab some milk, sugar, eggs, nutmeg, and vanilla. If you’re feeling a bit wild, add a splash of rum. For a creamier affair, throw in some heavy cream.
Now, the magic begins. Mix egg yolks and sugar until they’re all fluffy and light. In another pot, warm up your milk with nutmeg and a pinch of sass (also known as salt). Gradually mix the hot milk into your eggs, and voilà, you’ve got the base of your homemade eggnog. Let this baby cook on low heat until it’s thick enough to coat a spoon. Then, jazz it up with vanilla and rum, and let it chill.
Eggnog Roulette: Are We Sipping on a Bacterial Bonanza?
Oh, eggnog, you creamy, dreamy holiday potion, teetering on the edge of deliciousness and, dare we say, danger? Now, let’s chat about the elephant in the room: Is eggnog still safe to drink, especially when it’s made with real, raw eggs? Picture this: eggs lounging in a pool of milk and sugar, potentially plotting a bacterial takeover. But fear not, my fellow eggnog enthusiasts! The key is pasteurization. Those clever little scientists have found a way to zap the bad guys (read: bacteria) while keeping the good flavors. So, if you’re whipping up homemade eggnog, treat those eggs like you would a delicate treasure—with care and a lot of heat. Or, stick to the store-bought stuff where the pasteurization is done for you. After all, the only thing we want brewing in our holiday drinks is a bit of cheer, not a petri dish of surprises!
The Great Eggnog Dance-Off: Rum vs Bourbon vs Brandy
When it comes to spiking your eggnog, it’s like choosing a dance partner for the Nutcracker’s holiday bash—you need someone who can keep up with the moves! The classic choice? Good ol’ rum. It’s like the charming, swashbuckling pirate of the eggnog world, bringing a sweet, slightly spicy kick that jives perfectly with eggnog’s creamy richness. But wait, there’s competition on the dance floor! Bourbon struts in with its smooth, vanilla notes, turning your eggnog into a sultry Southern soirée in a cup. And for those who fancy a bit of old-world elegance, brandy sways in, offering a sophisticated, fruity twist that’ll make your eggnog feel like it’s waltzing in a Victorian ballroom. The secret? It’s all about personal taste. Whether you’re a rum rebel, a bourbon believer, or a brandy aficionado, the best alcohol for your eggnog is the one that makes your taste buds do a merry little holiday jig!
Crumbs of Christmas Cheer: 10 Egg Nog Treats That Steal the Show
Eggnog Cookies and Biscotti: Welcome the holiday season with delightful homemade eggnog cookies. These soft, chewy delights are a perfect blend of classic cookie goodness with a festive eggnog twist, making them an irresistible treat for Santa and everyone else. Accompanying these are sophisticated eggnog biscotti, elegantly flavored with nutmeg and perfect for dipping in your morning coffee. These biscotti can be crafted with a hint of whiskey for an adult version, adding a warm, spirited kick that’s just right for the holiday season. They’re not just treats; they’re a celebration of festive flavors and cozy winter moments.
Eggnog Cakes and Cupcakes: Revel in the festive season with eggnog-infused cakes and cupcakes. The eggnog pound cake is a sumptuous treat, perfect for enjoying with a cup of hot cocoa on a cold winter evening. Its rich, moist texture combined with the unmistakable flavor of eggnog makes each bite a delightful experience. For a fruity twist, the cranberry eggnog cake marries the tartness of cranberries with the creamy sweetness of eggnog, creating a harmonious balance that tantalizes the taste buds. And for cupcake enthusiasts, eggnog cupcakes topped with creamy cream cheese frosting are a dream come true. Each cupcake is a miniature celebration of the holiday season, capturing the essence of Christmas in every bite. Whether it’s a family gathering or a quiet evening by the fireplace, these eggnog cakes and cupcakes are sure to add a touch of magic to the occasion.
Classic Eggnog Cheesecake: This classic eggnog cheesecake is more than just a dessert; it’s a festive centerpiece that combines the creamy richness of cheesecake with the beloved taste of eggnog. The smooth, velvety filling infused with eggnog and a hint of nutmeg rests on a buttery Graham cracker crust, offering a delightful contrast in textures. It’s a fusion of traditional cheesecake and holiday eggnog that creates a luxurious dessert perfect for any holiday table. Whether it’s the finale to a grand meal or a special treat for a cozy night in, this cheesecake promises to bring joy and warmth to your holiday celebrations.
Cranberry Eggnog Cheesecake Bars: These cranberry eggnog cheesecake bars are a delectable twist on traditional holiday flavors. The vibrant, tart cranberries perfectly cut through the luscious sweetness of the eggnog, creating a beautifully balanced treat. These bars are not only a joy to eat but also a feast for the eyes, with their festive colors and inviting appearance. They’re incredibly easy to prepare, making them a go-to option for holiday gatherings, cookie exchanges, or as a delightful surprise for friends and neighbors. Each bar offers a bite of holiday cheer, making them an irresistible addition to your festive baking repertoire.
Peppermint Cheesecake: The peppermint cheesecake is a refreshing and minty variation that’s ideal for those who love a cool twist on their desserts. The base is a rich chocolate cookie crust, which lays the foundation for a creamy, peppermint-infused filling. The cheesecake is then adorned with crushed candy canes, adding a pop of color and a crunchy texture that contrasts beautifully with the smoothness of the cheesecake. It’s a festive, eye-catching dessert that’s perfect for holiday parties, bringing a touch of whimsy and winter wonderland charm to your dessert table.
Eggnog and Cranberry Cheesecake: Combining the creaminess of eggnog with the tartness of cranberries, this cheesecake is a delightful medley of flavors. The base is a unique gingersnap crust, offering a spicy kick that complements the creamy filling. This cheesecake is not just a dessert; it’s a statement piece that’s sure to impress your guests. Its stunning appearance, with swirls of cranberry and a creamy eggnog filling, makes it a standout dish at any holiday gathering. The blend of eggnog and cranberry creates a perfect harmony of flavors, encapsulating the essence of the holiday season in every slice.
DIY Eggnog Bread and Mini Loaves: Transform your leftover eggnog into a delightful treat with homemade eggnog bread and mini loaves. These baked goods are the epitome of holiday comfort food, offering a warm, spicy aroma that fills your home with cheer. The addition of cinnamon and nutmeg enhances the eggnog flavor, creating a bread that’s both flavorful and heartwarming. The mini loaves make fantastic gifts, wrapped in festive paper or tins, spreading the joy of the season. They’re not just bread; they’re little parcels of holiday spirit, perfect for sharing with loved ones or savoring with a hot cup of tea.
No-Churn Eggnog Ice Cream: This no-churn eggnog ice cream is a testament to the versatility of holiday flavors. Without the need for an ice cream maker, it’s a fuss-free dessert that offers a refreshing twist on traditional eggnog. The creamy texture and rich eggnog flavor make each spoonful a delightful escape from the usual holiday fare. It’s a unique way to enjoy the beloved flavors of the season, serving as a cool, creamy treat that’s sure to be a hit with both kids and adults alike.
Eggnog Trifles and Mousses: For a truly elegant holiday dessert, look no further than eggnog trifles and mousses. The trifles, with their layers of soft cake, velvety whipped cream, and rich eggnog pudding, are a luxurious treat that’s as beautiful as it is delicious. On the other hand, the eggnog mousses offer a lighter option, with their airy texture and subtle eggnog flavor. These desserts are not just the end of a meal; they’re a celebration of festive indulgence, perfect for any holiday occasion where you want to impress and delight your guests.
Eggnog Fudge and Truffles: Indulge in the ultimate holiday treats with homemade eggnog fudge and truffles. The fudge, with its creamy texture and signature holiday spice, is a classic treat that’s perfect for enjoying by the fire or sharing with friends. The truffles, rich and decadent, are rolled in cocoa or crushed candy canes, adding an extra layer of flavor and texture. These treats are the essence of holiday indulgence, perfect for gifting, sharing, or enjoying as a special holiday treat.
Recap:
That’s a wrap on our home made egg nog extravaganza! Remember, DIY Christmas treats aren’t just about the food – it’s about the joy and love you pour into them. And if you need more DIY Christmas ideas, check out my other posts on Mom Versus the World. Happy baking!
Hey folks! If you’re like me, the holiday season is the ultimate free pass for indulging in all things creamy, sweet, and yes, boozy. I mean, it’s practically a seasonal requirement. And what’s the epitome of all that delicious sin? You guessed it: homemade eggnog. Forget what you know about the sludgy store-bought stuff; we’re making this creamy delight from scratch.
When you don’t have the moolah to buy Ronnybrook Farm’s gold-plated eggnog, you make do, and when it comes to booze, I shine. Let’s get real. I’ve been through a messy divorce, got acquainted with the word ‘debt’ in the most intimate way, and now have a DIY life that would make even the most crafty Pinterest mom shake her head in disbelief. But DIY eggnog? I can’t mess that up. It was a staple in my house during the holidays growing up, which is why Aunt Carol always seemed to end up singling on top of the car by the end of the evening, so I have GOT THIS!
Why Bother With Eggnog Homemade?
Who needs overpriced, store-bought eggnog when you can make an amazing eggnog homemade in the comfort of your own kitchen? Seriously, folks, the only reason to grab that carton from the shelf is if you’re conducting a what-not-to-do tutorial. Here’s why you should consider making homemade eggnog:
Quality Control
Listen, you’re a grown adult. You should be able to read and understand all the ingredients that go into your homemade eggnog.
Hot Tip: If your five-year-old can’t read the ingredient list, it’s not for human consumption.
Economical
Who says you have to break the bank to enjoy some quality eggnog? Homemade eggnog can be budget-friendly, and it’s especially useful for folks like me who’ve had a closer relationship with debt than with most humans. Remember that one time I splurged on that “essential” Christmas decoration? Yeah, I’m still paying that off. But guess what? My homemade eggnog doesn’t require a credit check. Thank God!
Customizable Flavor
You know that feeling when you buy something and it’s almost perfect, but just not quite? Kinda like my ex, but let’s not go there. With homemade eggnog, you get to be the boss of your own flavors. Want it sweeter? Add more sugar. Craving some extra spice? Throw in that cinnamon. And if you’re feeling frisky, double up on the booze. It’s like a ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ but with alcohol. What could possibly go wrong?
The Joy of DIY
There’s a certain satisfaction in creating something from scratch. Maybe it’s the same satisfaction I felt when I finally got that divorce paper. Or perhaps it’s that little voice in my head saying, “See? I can adult!” Whatever it is, creating your own eggnog will give you a sense of accomplishment that no store-bought version can provide.
Healthier Option
Okay, let’s not kid ourselves. We aren’t exactly sipping on green juice here. I am going to have to spend an extra hour in the gym for the next month just to be able to button my pants without them splitting up (like they did last year.) But the beauty of DIY is knowing exactly what’s going into your concoction. No hidden preservatives, no unpronounceable chemicals—just pure, unadulterated eggnog goodness. It’s like going to a yoga class but with calories. And trust me, those calories are worth it. Eggnog as a Conversation Starter Ever been to a Christmas party and didn’t know what to talk about? Whip out your homemade eggnog story. It’s a guaranteed crowd-pleaser. And if Aunt Carol asks about your personal life again, just redirect her to the eggnog. It works every time.
Ingredients You’ll Need
Now that I’ve convinced you to ditch that carton and go for the gold, let’s discuss what you’ll need for your home made egg nog venture. I’ve broken it down into the basics and for those who like to live on the edge.
The Basics
Eggs
Sugar
Milk
Nutmeg
For the Adventurous
Cinnamon
Vanilla Extract
Bourbon (or rum, you do you)
Side Note: Yes, you can opt for alcohol-free, but I mean, we’re all adults here, right?
Step-by-Step Homemade Eggnog Creation
Making a classic eggnog is like adulting: you think it’s complicated until you actually do it. Here’s how you can whip up a batch of the good stuff.
Preparation
Gather Your Ingredients: Make sure everything is within arm’s reach.
Sterilize Your Utensils: No one wants an extra serving of E. coli in their eggnog.
Life Lesson: Preparation is half the battle; the other half is cleaning up your mess.
The Basics
Ingredient
Quantity
Alternative Options
Notes
Egg yolks
12 large
N/A
Provides the creamy texture
Sugar
1 1/4 cups
Stevia
For sweetness
Milk
4 cups
Almond milk
Gives body to the drink
Nutmeg
1 teaspoon
Ground clove
Signature eggnog spice
For the Adventurous
Cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon
Allspice
For a spicier kick
Vanilla Extract
2 teaspoons
Vanilla bean
Enhances the overall flavor
Bourbon (or rum)
1 cup (optional)
Brandy
Add to taste for an adult twist
Whipping The Yolks
All of the best recipes for homemade eggnog start with the art of whipping the yolks. Yes, I said art
Separate 12 large egg yolks into a mixing bowl.
Beat them until they thicken and turn a lovely pale yellow.
Adding The Sweetness
Slowly stream in 1 cup of sugar while continuously beating the egg yolks.
You know you’re done when you lift the beaters and the mixture forms a ribbon.
Making It Flavorful
This is the point where you add in your vanilla and nutmeg.
Keep the mixer on low to avoid an eggnog facial.
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Adding The Booze & Cream
Mix in your milk, followed by the bourbon and rum.
In a separate bowl, whip heavy cream to soft peaks.
Home made egg nog
Fold this whipped cream into your main mixture.
Note: If you plan on letting this heavenly concoction sit for a while, don’t be stingy on the alcohol. Unlike your ex’s promises, this thing can actually go sour.
Cooking
Beat the Eggs: Not too much; we’re making eggnog, not an omelette.
Add sugar gradually, unless you want a sugar rush.
Heat the milk. Don’t let it boil; you’re not making a latte.
Personal Anecdote: The first time I tried heating milk, it ended up tasting like regret and lost opportunities. So take it from me, don’t let it boil.
Store Properly: In an airtight container, unless you enjoy the unique taste of fridge air.
What to Use
Why Use It
What Not to Use
Why Not
Glass Jar
Preserves flavor; is easy to clean; doesn’t absorb odors
Plastic Container
Can absorb flavors; might leach chemicals with acidic ingredients
Airtight Lid
It keeps the eggnog fresh and prevents spilling and contamination
Loose Cover
Allows air and contaminants in; might spill easily
Fresh, Pasture-Raised Eggs
Richer flavor; lower risk of contaminants
Old or low-quality eggs
Reduced flavor; higher risk of contaminants
Whole Milk
Creamier texture and richer taste
Skimmed milk
Less creamy and might not give the authentic eggnog taste
Nutmeg, Cinnamon, and Cloves
Traditional spices that give eggnog its signature taste
Too many spices
Can overpower the drink and make it too strong
Quality Rum or Bourbon
Adds depth of flavor and traditional kick (optional)
Cheap alcohol
Can make the eggnog taste harsh and unrefined
Common Mistakes to Avoid
I’m not saying you’ll screw up, but if you do, it’s probably because you did one of these things.
Overbeating the eggs: You’re making a drink, not a cake.
Too much sugar: Unless you’re Buddy the Elf, dial it back.
Ignoring Nutmeg: Nutmeg is the unsung hero of eggnog. Respect it.
Remember: Making mistakes is how you learn, but repeating them is a choice. Choose wisely..
Benefits of Homemade Over-Store-Bought
Spiked eggnog
Beyond the obvious pleasure of saying, “I made this,” there are genuine benefits to going DIY on your eggnog:
Customization: Want it vegan? Go for it. Want extra cinnamon? Live your life.
No Preservatives: Need I say more?
Taste: Homemade just tastes better; it’s a universal law or something.
Let’s Get Real: If you’re going through the trouble of making it, make it right.
Frequently Asked Questions
Can I make a non-alcoholic version?
Yes, but it will be super rich, and I’m not talking about my future husband (yeah, learned my lesson on the last one). No, it will be pucker-faced, sweet, and thick as all hell, like a dessert you can’t have too much of, and you have a better chance of puking up your dinner than you would drinking whiskey and beer.
How long can I store it?
Ideally, between 1 and 3 weeks for maximum flavor. But honestly, it’ll probably be gone before you even start worrying about storage.
Pour into a sturdy plastic container, leaving 1-2 inches at the top for expansion.
Seal with an airtight lid, label with the date, and freeze.
For best quality, freeze below 0°F. It’s good for up to 6 months, but who can wait that long?
Is eggnog still made with raw eggs?
Well, darling, traditional eggnog does have raw eggs, much like my raw sense of humor. But before you freak out, many recipes today use cooked custard bases or pasteurized eggs. So, yes, while Aunt Carol’s “secret” recipe might still be salmonella roulette, there are safer options out there.
What is the most popular alcohol for eggnog?
Oh, honey, let’s dive into the boozy world of eggnog. Traditionally, it’s been spiked with rum or brandy. But if you’re feeling adventurous (or just raided whatever was left in the cabinet), Bourbon’s a trendy choice. Remember, it’s the holidays; there’s no judgment here!
How risky is eggnog?
Risky? Well, it depends on how you look at it. There’s the “I might add a few more inches to my waistline” kind of risk, and then there’s the “drinking raw eggs from a questionable source” kind. If you’re using pasteurized eggs or a cooked method, the health risk is minimal. But if you’re guzzling down the homemade stuff from dodgy ingredients, well, let’s just say you might be playing food poisoning roulette.
Why is it OK to drink eggnog?
Why is it okay to binge-watch reality TV in pajamas all day? Because it feels right! Eggnog is a creamy, dreamy holiday tradition, and if done right, it’s as safe as any other treat. Plus, after the year we’ve had, I say we deserve to indulge a bit. So, pour yourself a glass, and let’s toast to surviving another wild ride around the sun!
Recap
So, why DIY homemade eggnog? Because nothing says “I’m nailing adulthood” like making your own holiday drinks. Plus, you can monetize it, which is pretty much the epitome of adulting
There you have it, the full guide to elevating your homemade eggnog game from “What is this?” to “Where can I buy more?” And if anyone asks, just wink and say it’s a family secret, even if the only family involved was a YouTube tutorial and your impulsive need to create something from scratch.
Final Thought: Making homemade eggnog is not just about the drink; it’s about the experience, the mistakes, and the potential cash flow. Cheers to that!
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