Got an ex you can’t shake off—not because of alimony, but because you’re genuinely friends? Well, this casting call is looking for divorced parents just like you! I’ve been personally contacted by a casting producer who’s fishing for divorced couples who make consciously uncoupled look like child’s play.

I know what you’re thinking: Wait, you want divorced parents who are still friends? And not just ‘we don’t hate each other’ friends, but one of us has moved on, and we’re all playing matchmaker for the other kind of friends? Yep, that’s exactly what this casting call is all about.

But here’s the catch—they’re looking for a very specific family situation, like finding a needle in a haystack! This isn’t your run-of-the-mill “we’re amicable for the kids” scenario. No, no. This is about a tight-knit, fun-loving family where divorced parents have mastered the fine art of friendship post-divorce. If one of you is single and the other has already moved on with a new partner, that’s the sweet spot they’re looking for.

Do You Qualify for TV Stardom?

Let’s break it down. The ideal family for this show isn’t just friendly—it’s practically a modern-day Brady Bunch minus the matching outfits and choreographed dance routines (although, if you have those, it might be a bonus). One of the divorced parents should still be single, but the whole family—yes, that includes the ex, the new partner, the kids, and even the in-laws—thinks this single ex is a total catch and will stop at nothing to get them back into the dating game.

If your family gatherings are so smooth that people mistake you for one big happy blended family, and you can laugh about the time someone accidentally invited both you and your ex to Thanksgiving dinner, you might be exactly who they’re looking for. Here’s the kicker: this is no amateur operation. We’re talking about a major network with the budget to film in your city and pay you for being your fabulous selves on screen. No need to pack your bags for Hollywood—they’re coming to you!

How to Apply for This Casting Call

First, watch this!

If you’re reading this and thinking, “Wow, that’s us!” or you know a divorced couple that fits the bill, then here’s your next move. To apply, slide into the DMs of @castingcallsfortv or send an email to Cherish Hamutoff. And seriously, don’t forget to mention you heard about this from Mom Versus The World—a little name-drop never hurt anyone.

If you need to size up the competition or just want to know more, you can check out the official application form at DateMyExShow.com. Because let’s be real, this is a once-in-a-lifetime chance to let America in on your perfectly imperfect family dynamic.

Why Do This?

Now, you might be wondering why you’d want to put your family out there for the world to see. Here’s the thing: This isn’t about airing your dirty laundry (unless your dirty laundry is hilarious, in which case, go ahead). It’s about showcasing how real-life families—divorced parents and all—can still be full of love, laughter, and the occasional awkward moment.

You’ve probably got friends who’ve said, “Your life could be a TV show,” so why not make it happen? Plus, let’s be honest: who wouldn’t love a little fame, a chance to make people laugh, and maybe even help other families see that divorce doesn’t have to be the end of a happy family dynamic? And did I mention you get paid for it? Just imagine, finally being compensated for the family antics that used to only pay off in laughs at the dinner table.

What’s in It for You?

Aside from the obvious TV stardom and a paycheck, being on a reality show can bring your family closer together—whether you like it or not. Think about it: you’ll get to reflect on your unique situation, maybe even share some advice on how you’ve managed to stay friends with your ex, and perhaps inspire other families who are navigating the tricky waters of post-divorce relationships. And yes, there might be some cringeworthy moments, but hey, that’s reality TV gold.

So, are you ready for your close-up? Don’t miss out on this casting call for divorced parents who are living proof that a breakup doesn’t have to break a family. Apply now, and who knows? You could be the stars of the next hit show that has everyone talking.

Now, go on—fill out that application. And if you make it big, don’t forget to send me a thank-you note (or at least a shout-out on Facebook or Instagram).