Welcome to Mom Versus The World: Your Ultimate Guide for Real-Life Advice

Hello, world! We are Mom Versus The World, your new favorite advice column. Remember those times when you sought advice from your mom, and she gave you some vague, feel-good response like “follow your heart” or “be yourself”? Yeah, we’re not about that life. We’re here to give you practical, sarcastic, and snark-filled advice that you can actually use.

Breaking the Mold of Traditional Advice Columns

Before you roll your eyes and think, “Great, another advice column,” let us assure you – we’re not your average advice-givers. We’re the brutally honest friend who’s been through the wringer and emerged with a sense of humor that could rival any stand-up comedian.

Our journey began when a reader asked us about divorce. She wanted to know where to start and how to make the decision. That question opened up a Pandora’s box of queries that made us realize – we have a lot to share.

The Kind of Advice We’re Serving

We’re here to answer the burning questions you’ve been too afraid to ask. Questions like:

• “How do I handle my ex when he’s being a grade-A jerk?”
• “What’s the best way to juggle work, kids, and a non-existent social life?”
• “How do I fix a leaky faucet without flooding my entire house?”

And so much more.

We Don’t Know Everything, But We’ve Been Through A Lot

We’re not claiming to be omniscient. But we do have a wealth of experience, and we’ve made our fair share of mistakes. Our life is a series of worst-case scenarios that we’ve somehow managed to survive. We’ve learned what not to do, and we’re here to share those lessons with you.

Who We’re Here For

Whether you’re a single mom, a self-represented divorce litigant, or just someone looking for a good laugh, we’re here for you. We’re not here to sugarcoat things or tell you what you want to hear. We’re here to tell you what you need to hear, even if it’s a swift kick in the butt.

Get In Touch

Got a question? Don’t hesitate to reach out to us at [email protected]. Remember, there’s no such thing as a stupid question – just stupid answers from people who were too afraid to ask.

Until Next Time…

Keep it real, and remember – if life gives you lemons, go buy a bottle of vodka. But please, drink responsibly. We’re Mom Versus The World, and we’re here to help you navigate life’s ups and downs with a healthy dose of sarcasm and real talk. Stay tuned for more.

The Birth of Mom Versus The World

Our journey began with a simple question about divorce. A reader wanted to know where to start and how to make the decision. That question opened up a Pandora’s box of queries that made us realize – we have a lot to share. We’ve been through the wringer, and we’ve come out the other side with a wealth of experience and a sense of humor that could rival any stand-up comedian.

The Real-Life Questions We Tackle

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We’re here to answer the burning questions you’ve been too afraid to ask. Questions like:

• “How do I handle my ex when he’s being a grade-A jerk?”
• “What’s the best way to juggle work, kids, and a non-existent social life?”
• “How do I fix a leaky faucet without flooding my entire house?”

And so much more.

Learning from Our Mistakes

We’re not claiming to be omniscient. But we do have a wealth of experience, and we’ve made our fair share of mistakes. Our life is a series of worst-case scenarios that we’ve somehow managed to survive. We’ve learned what not to do, and we’re here to share those lessons with you.

Who We’re Here For

Whether you’re a single mom, a self-represented divorce litigant, or just someone looking for a good laugh, we’re here for you. We’re not here to sugarcoat things or tell you what you want to hear. We’re here to tell you what you need to hear, even if it’s a swift kick in the butt.

Reach Out to Us

Got a question? Don’t hesitate to reach out to us at [email protected]. Remember, there’s no such thing as a stupid question – just stupid answers from people who were too afraid to ask.

Until We Meet Again…

Keep it real, and remember – if life gives you lemons, go buy a bottle of vodka. But please, drink responsibly. We’re Mom Versus The World, and we’re here to help you navigate life’s ups and downs with a healthy dose of sarcasm and real talk. Stay tuned for more.